Soap is not a condiment
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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