i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
whose parrot is this?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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