Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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