Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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