Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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