ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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