their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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