i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
