So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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