marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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