that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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