i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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