why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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