Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This is the high leading the old right now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
