the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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