I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Verdict: uncircumcised.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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