I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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