Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Buhtt sex?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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