My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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