ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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