Pregnant stripper...not hot.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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