ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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