youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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