How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
