Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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