24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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