but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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