You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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