You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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