if you like me you must not know who I am
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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