well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
When are your genitals available?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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