Ambien. No doubt about it.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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