Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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