I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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