Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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