Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
