I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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