Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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