Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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