We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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