We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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