Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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