Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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