are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Houston, we have a blender
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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