Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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