Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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