I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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