so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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