hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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