ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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