Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Did we literally take a cab across the street
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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