Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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