That's intense
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
