My sheets look like a crime scene.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
