Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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