he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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